LOL! Funny read…
HOGWARTS CASTLE, ENGLAND – In a move that will certainly infuriate many Harry Potter purists, producers for the new Harry Potter movie are, for the first time, dramatically departing from the script put forth by J.K. Rowling in her books, by adding in a steamy, Lolita-style sex scene starring Hermione, played by Emma Watson. “We just thought, these books are all sort of the same,” said one of the film’s producers, Jon Dempsey. “So we are going to spice this one up a bit, and see if we can fire up a little interest. We looked at all the characters, and we decided that the one that is the hottest is Emma, so we decided that Hermione should maybe get a little action in the next movie. And that’s what we’re going to do.” The producers apparently debated long and hard as to whether Hermione should hook up with Ron Weasley, as expected, or even Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe. However, after much debate, they decided that the most compelling course of events would be to have her and Dumbledore engage in a little romantic tussle. “Yeah, some people are going to object to a centuries-old wizard engaging in a sexual encounter with a junior high school student. But those muggles are freaking lame. I mean, it’s the year 2008—if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.” Many associated with the film thought that filming the scene would present some challenges, but it turns out that it was able to be canned with just one take. “The scene is hot,” said one producer, who asked to remain nameless. “Let’s just say this. Emma Watson is one fine young lady. And so when ol’ Dumbledore was in her presence, he was obviously very aroused. And so it made for some great cinema. Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?” source
HOGWARTS CASTLE, ENGLAND – In a move that will certainly infuriate many Harry Potter purists, producers for the new Harry Potter movie are, for the first time, dramatically departing from the script put forth by J.K. Rowling in her books, by adding in a steamy, Lolita-style sex scene starring Hermione, played by Emma Watson.
“We just thought, these books are all sort of the same,” said one of the film’s producers, Jon Dempsey. “So we are going to spice this one up a bit, and see if we can fire up a little interest. We looked at all the characters, and we decided that the one that is the hottest is Emma, so we decided that Hermione should maybe get a little action in the next movie. And that’s what we’re going to do.”
The producers apparently debated long and hard as to whether Hermione should hook up with Ron Weasley, as expected, or even Harry Potter, played by
Daniel Radcliffe. However, after much debate, they decided that the most compelling course of events would be to have her and Dumbledore engage in a little romantic tussle.
“Yeah, some people are going to object to a centuries-old wizard engaging in a sexual encounter with a junior high school student. But those muggles are freaking lame. I mean, it’s the year 2008—if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.”
Many associated with the film thought that filming the scene would present some challenges, but it turns out that it was able to be canned with just one take.
“The scene is hot,” said one producer, who asked to remain nameless. “Let’s just say this. Emma Watson is one fine young lady. And so when ol’ Dumbledore was in her presence, he was obviously very aroused. And so it made for some great cinema. Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?”
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jesus christ do you have nothing better else to do, I mean yeah it’s funny, but geez a sex scence in HP come on, they are not that stupid. God!
Richard reply on August 20th, 2008:
Jesus…You’re right my friend. Hp is just a kid movie… not a porn.
Anonymous reply on August 30th, 2008:
YAH ITS LIKE THERE TRYING TO PORN GUYS INTOHARRY POTTER BESIDES WHO IS SHE GONNA DO DUMBLEDORE WOULDNT DO THAT
Anonymous reply on December 18th, 2008:
there not gonna do it
Anonymous reply on March 24th, 2009:
i think your right
Anonymous reply on June 12th, 2009:
I thought that Dumbledore was supposed to be Gay anyway so that would be stupid
Anonymous reply on February 17th, 2009:
I agree and even if people were into a HP sex scene nobody wants to see hot emma do an old guy like dumbledore.
Anonymous reply on March 23rd, 2009:
Exactly, so evenif they do a sex scene, it’s not going to include dumbledore– the producers are smarter than that, or at least I would hope so
Emma !@# reply on March 24th, 2009:
they could put Emma Watson with another person in harry potter they won’ DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUSSING
Anonymous reply on April 9th, 2009:
wow. srsly? don’t tell me you actually BELIEVE this. HILARIOUS read. nice.
a hp film fan reply on May 14th, 2009:
so what emma and dumbldore so what if they r gonna ruin hp they will never do it again because kids watch the hp films and this will not be as popular as the rest and they should be ashamed the producers i mean and they will not make as much money as they did on the other hp filmsand bessides they r probably jokin it is probably rupert with emma 4 the sex scene
Harry Potter Fan, (Girl) reply on June 7th, 2009:
ARRRGGHH, if any of you have read the last book you would know that they want to include a scene that may insinuates sex because Harry and Ginny have kids then Ron and Hermione end up together, so chill, even if there is a sex scene it will be kissing and a strap off the shoulder followed by a black screen! And this is not for kids, all the KIDS that saw the first second and maybe third film, are the teenagers who saw the 4th will go to see 5, those little kids who watched first HP have grown up with it and will continue the series as JK Rowling’s movies are quite loyal to the novel, which makes it a pleasure to watch, and which keeps loyal fans. In comparison to Twilight, Harry Potter is an amazing movie…. just wait for that sex scene with Edward Cullen then we’ll see what you guys are saying, Because that shit will be so stupid!
just get rid of the sex scenes all together because it is just not worth it. stick to the books the are good enough already. these film are for the family if they start putting sex scenes it then it looses that innoscent side of them and it will push the age restriction up and this will stop avid followers who are younger
Anonymous reply on April 29th, 2009:
i thought dumbuldore was gay
Anonymous reply on May 9th, 2009:
hmmm, then perhaps emma is really a . . . . .
Anonymous reply on May 27th, 2009:
why dumbledore ? Why not krum
sick mofo reply on May 31st, 2009:
sweeeeeeeet hey she can bang whoever she wants all i know is im going to see this fucking movie
its a good read. very tongue and cheek way to respond to the lack of real updates. all it took was a little hoo-ha showing to put things under wraps big time it seems
LOL!!!!!!!!! WOW… this is fucking hilarious, who on earth would actually believe this???? LMAO!
The half-dead reply on March 11th, 2009:
who on earth would actually believe this???? I’m laughing a lot… Because this is impossible of happen… The film will be PG, not R!!!
come on pple just dont say you dont recognise this is fake;= but it is still funny
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
this is fake its just bullshit i mean do you think their really going to allow a sex scene in a harry potter movie
sea monkey reply on April 26th, 2009:
hellz yeah bitch! Emma and Rupert in the Room of Requierment!!!!!!!
nah dats fake it would never be there in hp films 1st when i saw da heading i was shocked but now i think its all fake dese stupids huh!
they have to think about kids eyes
shradha reply on June 11th, 2008:
yes dats right !really true
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
thank you
shradha reply on June 12th, 2008:
ur welcome
RUPERTFAN reply on June 12th, 2008:
okay
you reply on July 14th, 2008:
thes is haradul not even fony stoped and fuck up
i dont nove theres litte kids who whants to see the movie i have never seeb emma like that
Anonymous reply on June 10th, 2008:
i think its fake fake
Anonymous reply on April 25th, 2009:
your right its probably just a publicity stunt. if little kids see this then whoever produces it would get thousands of angry emails saying “What the *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* were you thinking puting sex in a kids movie!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
This is absolutely hilarious :’) And so obviously fake. Who could come up with this? Hermione & Dumbledore :’)
emma reply on June 10th, 2008:
poor err..gay ppl??
Sketical reply on June 10th, 2008:
Gay people came up with a Hermione and Dumbledore shipping?! That is so rude. How can you say that people who happen to love people of the same sex came up with a ship!? How horrible are you!?!
OMG!! That’s completely ridiculous!! I couldn’t believe tht they would post something soo WEIRD!! I mean we all know it is fake, but who would even put tht story up on the web?? Weird!! I think everyone be like, “Alright were done we’ve done this for this long, but if u do tht were gone..” LOL
so the new harry potter movie should be named: “SEX AND THE CASTLE” or “HARRY POTTER AND THE NAUGHTY NIGHTS”
Giulia reply on June 10th, 2008:
Ahahahahahahah the funniest thing I’ve read recently!
it should be call..harry potter and hermione’s 1001 sex rides!
shradha reply on June 10th, 2008:
plzzzzzzz dont say such words its funny hilarious lolzzzzzzzz
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
it aint true
what?
that they are putting a sex scene in harry potter
oh!ya right
you know they aint
shradha reply on June 13th, 2008:
yes ofcourse its not true its all fake
RUPERTFAN reply on June 13th, 2008:
yes you cant believe this site
shradha reply on June 14th, 2008:
really !
RUPERTFAN reply on June 14th, 2008:
its full of shit
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
yeah but i think hermione and harry should have a romantic scene!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 17th, 2008:
oh come on thats right but you know it wont happen
alex reply on June 25th, 2008:
Emma will have sex scene neither with dan nor with dumbledor . its all fake
that is the funniest thing ive ever read nice find
Princess reply on June 10th, 2008:
I thought the same thing. I had to catch myself from falling off my chair. ROTFL!
LOL xD
but this is really true?? or it’s a rumour…
Ana reply on June 10th, 2008:
Obviously a Fake! Sex in HP films? this is not happening! xDDD
yeah!
if this is true i dont know
it should not be 4 god sake
i doubt it is true
dont say plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i wont see da picture if it is
okay then
“Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?”
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
think it’s in ref to emma’s new role-has steamy sex scenes-the napoleon/betsy one….bt as hermione!!haha…they’ve been having a mad go-emma since the b.shoes era,hbp topless,then the b’day ‘flashes…
omg!!is this soo true??emma n michael?on screen sex?for hermione!no!!! whtever else?bt it’s so crap…cuz…aha..it’s hermione…
the headline sure caught my attention..congrats serious news network..u did it again!got ur site-ten million hits in one day!lol..cuz of d word…emma+sex..
YA I THINK EMMA-WATSON.FANS.NET PUT THIS OUT THERE TO KEEP USE OQUPIDE DO TO THE FACED THERE ARE NO NEW PRIVATE EMMA WATSON PICTURES.
Ok, I have one question. How stupid do these Tabs think us Harry Potter fans are? Honestly. How stupid do you guys think we are? I am incredibly insulted!
For the people who actually think this is true…COME THE FUCK ON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Dumbledore's Wand reply on June 10th, 2008:
Well pretty friggin stupid if you actually took this seriously…
Dumbledore’s wand you’re too kind…! Kristin M. sorry if I’m rude but you’re an idiot! PLEASE GUYS TAKE IT EASY! It’s just funny, RELAX!
Kristin M. reply on June 13th, 2008:
well, sorry if I’m rude but fuck you. Yes, it is funny, but the people who make this shit up think we’ll believe it!! I would be a fucking idiot if I believed it!!
sorry, but if someone calls me an idiot, I come out fighting.
Giulia reply on June 22nd, 2008:
“the people who make this shit up think we’ll believe it”, maybe it’s true (and I don’t think so), but if someone writes something stupid, do you think it’s clever to get angry like you?? “I am incredibly insulted!”…You can feel insulted for serious stuff, not for this kind of thing!! you can laugh or you can think they’re idiot and stop! and you should have read “LOL funny read” at the beginning, my dear! so, I’m really sorry, come out fighting again and again, but I won’t stop thinking you’re spastic!
this is some fucked up shit!!!!!!!!!
NEW! PRIVATE PICTURE OF RUPERT GRINT IN A HOTLE : (THIS IS A REAL PHOTO)http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/RupertGrintInt.JPG I FOUND IT WILE SEARCHING FOR NEWS ON EMMA WATSON
OH MY FUCKEN GOD PRIVATE PICTURES OF MILY CYRUS (SHERS NOT DADYS LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE)TAKE A LOOK SHE’S IN HER F’IN UNDERWEAR
http://www.hell.ca/images/Miley_Cyrus-Underwear-thumb-400×545.jpg AND ANOTHER PIC http://www.hell.ca/images/Miley_Cyrus-Bra.php AND http://origin.capricho.abril.com.br/imagem/mileyhoje.jpg
PICTURES OF EM LOL http://images.showhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/22/emma-1.jpg LOL http://blogs.glam.com/glamchic/files/2007/12/harry-potter.JPG LOL http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2286/245234uq1.jpg LOL
ENJOY :). (HERE IS A LITTLE SUMTHING TO KEEP YOU GUYS OQUPIDE)
HERE IS THAT PICTURE AGIEN WITH RUPERT GRINT IT DID NOT SHOW UP AS A LINK SO HERE IT IS AGIEN.
http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/RupertGrintInt.JPG
stupidities
um yeah right.
hahahaa LOL this is very funny! but is very obviously fake sincerely producers would not be so stupid and crazy, and we so stupid
NEW VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH EMMA YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI8-NKOy_5E
Bah! Dumbledore is gay, this makes no sense! They should have done a scene with Dumbledore and Colin Creevey.
Kizzy reply on June 11th, 2008:
LMAO
^ haha! thats a good point really…He’s gay. thats a good clue thats it fake right there.
come one we all know emma would never do sex scene…
I Think that’s a FAKE!
Such a cheap declaration is unusual for the Potter- Team
Besides this being lie, it has no funny. This website have good things but there it’s others that are horrible. This is just my opinion. thank U
everyone who doesn’t find this funny should just die. I can’t stop laughing. I knew somthing funny was coming since it says “Funny read”, but Hermione and Dumbledore LOLOLOLOL.
I completely agree!
Oh COME ON!!!
Whatever is Hermione and Dumbledore shagging I actually thought this was true, then read it and pissed myself laughing. Those who don’t think it’s funny should REEE-LAX.
Ciarán reply on June 10th, 2008:
exactly its just a bit of fun.
MUSC reply on June 10th, 2008:
Yeah I though it was true too. When I read the headline “Emma Watson’s First Sex scene will be in next Harry Potter Movie” But when I read the actual text I cried, because of my laughter! Oh seriously… so funny!
hahahaahaha I think this is the most stupid thing I EVER read! XD hahaha it’s hilarious! XD OF COURSE IT’S A FAKE. haha Funny joke
Yeah right…like that would happen anytime soon: 1) they would all go to jail, because she is to young for that and it is against all the laws, kids would not be able to watch it… 2)Emma’s parents would never ever allow that 3) Emma would never do that…. Maybe with Rupert..but Dumbledore. Plus Hermione is a nice girl, she doesn’t sleep with guys in the age of 16..Gosh…
xoxo
Lipton reply on June 10th, 2008:
Um, Emma is 18 now, she doesn’t need her parents consent for anything anymore. And btw, it’s a spoof article.
YEAH ANYTHING FROM THE SPOOF YOU CANT BELEIVE BECAUSE ITS BULLSHIT
bip reply on June 10th, 2008:
just like Emma they are/will be virgins till their wedding night
YEAH THATS TRUE
m reply on June 10th, 2008:
what is true
that emmas still virgin
m reply on June 11th, 2008:
how do you know that?
i dont know im just agreeing with her
how can you tell dat so confident dat she is a vergin ???????? i dont bilieve
i dont believe it either
unknown? reply on May 31st, 2009:
eh? Emma is 19 now she turned 19 the 15 April so.. sorry to say that
this is bullshit why would they allow a sex scene in hp
ha ha ha you know this websites full of shit now
yeah true true !!!!!!!!
yes very true
yep its true!
yes thanks for agreeing
When I first saw the headline, I was lik “what the shit”. THen I read on and realized it was fake and had a good laugh. But Honestly, someone would have to be seven kinds of retarded to believe this.
WELL DUH ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THE SPOOF IS DUMN AS HELL THE SPOOF JUST MAKES UP STORYS LIKE 1 SAYING THAT RUPERT ADMITTED TO BEING GAY 2. SAYING THAT RUPERT AND DANIEL DID SOME SEXY DANCES FOR A TRIBE 3 SAYING THAT PARIS HILTON SCRATCHED RUPERTS EYES OUT YOU CANT BELIEVE THE SPOOF
this is a funny story . but very stupid indeed i mean who would believe this c**p.
I WOULDNT
exuse me for my language.
THATS OKAY
First Dan, Rupert, now Emma? WTF!
It’s not meant to be believable. It’s meant to be funny. If you did research on the site, you’ll find such titles as:
‘Every remaining Bush supporter in the world to attend Jenna Bush’s wedding’
and
‘Britney Spears Seeks Custody of Jamie Lynn’s Fetus’
I think it’s very well written…What about a Lucius or Snape and Hermione relationship? That would be something to see!
“a steamy, Lolita-style sex scene”
“if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.”
Gahahhahahhahahah!
This is sooooo funny! lolz! But of course nobody;s going to believe this.
I’m Madonna!
HAHAHAHA… ROFL… LAMO this is like so not true… but extremly funny! I’d like it to be true though.. especially if they’d decide her sex scene should be together with Daniel… haha that’d be awesome… But honestly * ““The scene is hot,” said one producer, who asked to remain nameless. “Let’s just say this. Emma Watson is one fine young lady. And so when ol’ Dumbledore was in her presence, he was obviously very aroused. And so it made for some great cinema. Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?”” Right Dumbledore is straight^^ suuuure.
but this is the best ““Yeah, some people are going to object to a centuries-old wizard engaging in a sexual encounter with a junior high school student. But those muggles are freaking lame. I mean, it’s the year 2008—if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.”” Cloak-knocking and wand-rocking? Hahaha where do they get all this shit? Honestly, very amusing. lmaof
que lol mas grande.i’m sure that it’s a joke xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
somebody know what is the official website of emma in youtube?? I know if you want to visit it her nick is Emm4W4tson.
cool
I think that the funniest thing is that ACTUALLY some people had douts about the fact that it’s all fake! And some other people got offended because of it! Is laughing so difficult, maybe?!
ok
whatever! i cant believe you post that pretending being Emma’s fans
i cant believe it either
thalen reply on June 10th, 2008:
this is not an emma site. its just named after her
Edward Potter reply on June 11th, 2008:
you guys shouldn’t take this serious you can tell by the way the article was written that it wasn’t meant to be serious. those who taught it was real than they’re a bit slow in the head. cuz seriously would J.K Rowling ever allow it. n beside hermione n Dumbledore? how would they fit that in the movie. Dumbledore never around and urgh they are some many indicators that this is false that u should have realize them if your truly a HP fan or smart.
Giulia reply on June 12th, 2008:
don’t use my name! choose something else!
I thought it was a riot. It wpuld have made more sense if it had been hermione and another student or dumbledore with Grindelwald or even minerva. Sorry i’m a diehard MMAD shipper. I also apoligize if the thought of either of these mentally scares you.
Ps what does lolita style mean?
mad4MMAD reply on June 10th, 2008:
Sorry about my typo. I meant “would”.:) and scars not scares
Bargle5 reply on June 10th, 2008:
“Lolita” is a famous novel by Vladimir Nabokov. It’s a story of the obsessive love of a middle-aged man for the much younger girl called Lolita. It’s been a long time since I read the book, but I think Lolita ages from around 12 to her late teens in it. It’s been made into a movie twice. A controversial, yet critically acclaimed book. It often turns up on ‘Best Books of the 20th century’ type lists.
you know this aint true
PLEASE!!! THIS IS A FAKE!!! jajaja it’s very funny!!
no its not
MUSC reply on June 11th, 2008:
Ah, RUPERTFAN calm down, it’s our opinion if we think it’s funny, we acutally laugh about it, you don’t need to get all worked up about it… This is so fake that you just need to laugh about it…
yeah thats true im not saying its not funny im just joking around i got a good laugh out of it to
It’s obviously a joke :oD Dumbledore is gay!! Even worse; if by the next film they mean DH, Dumbledore is DEAD. On the other hand, if they meant HBP, we’d have known much earlier. At first I thought it made sense; a mild non-explicit sex scene. Then, when they put in Dumbledore it became evident it was nothing but a joke :oD
Is Little Dave from the “other formun” behind it? It sounds like the kind of joke he’d make :oD
Fake!
junior high school? thats so stupid. whoever made this up is sick and perverted. funny though.
this is frickin funny, but this site has gone down hill a little in the past few months
who would believe a dumn site like this
definitely a joke by the way the article was written.
couldnt believe ppl still confuse emma and hermione!omg..either way..it aint poss..for hermione/emma-sex with dumbledore..
omg reading this made me feel alot better of going to school n taking my finals this is the weirdest bull their ever written urgh hermione n Dumbledore i can’t picture nor do i want to a nude Dumbledore.
lol…who would be stupid enough to write this…if this was really true, the film would probably have to be rated R, j/k….but honestly…..
I think this is fake because theres gonna be kids watching the movie and sex scenes are not appropriate for kids. So I just hope it’s not true.
i totally agree with you!
It will be weird that Hermione is having sex with Dumbldore
i dont think she will she has sex in that movie it will be with ron
Yeah reply on June 12th, 2008:
Yeah, I hope Hermione will have sex with Ron.
WELL YES SHE WILL BECAUSE THEY START DATING IN THE SEVENTH BUT I DOUBT THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEX SCENE
nooooooooo i hope she has it with harry!!
lol i do to but i dont think it will happen good job though mate
Dumbledore is gay… idiots
true
JAJAJAJAJAJA THAT IS SO STUPID
this is so fake
Talk about totally retarded, and funny though! But who could believe it! J.K Rowling would totally not go with it.
Emma about being a fan of the books (2005): “I was a huge fan before I even started being in these films and I would be upset if we made a film that didn’t do the book justice.”
m reply on June 12th, 2008:
how ironical and she totally destroied hermione from books. Now hermione is emmione
lmao. “cloak-knocking and wand-rocking” got me to really “lol”.
this is a fake because hp movies are very successfully they are not desesperate for a big audience and even if that were true I don’t think Rowling would let them do that. besides even when now the hp movies are for teenagers a los of little kids love the movies i don’t think parents like this idea
well this is a kid movie so no
It’s not true as everything we generally find on your website! That news is completely stupid and the worst is that you are (among other HP websites) the only one who dares write those kind of things… pathetic… no, actually it doesn’t surprise me from you!
Eatadik reply on November 25th, 2008:
hate to break it to you pal but the idea wasn’t to make it look real, but to be a gag, personally, i didn’t find it funny but at least it has given ALOT of other people laughs
Oh come on this is just so unbelievable…
Sure everyone remembers that JKR herself said that Dumbledore is gay so we can hardly believe that he would hit the sack with Hermione.
Now if it had been Ron we could believe it.
People are so dumb! You guys keep saying “Oh, this can’t be true. Dumbledore gay! This is a kids movie!” This article wasn’t written to convince people this is really going to happen. It’s just for laughs. You all are taking this way too personally.
OMG!!! It is so weired, if it is true? but why thy have done this way… I mean If u had to put sex scene, its okay but ‘Emma with Dumbuldore’… Come on yaaaar at least don’t do that.
Dumbledore would have a heart attack and die within 2 minutes if he had to have a romp in the cot with Hermione,Ron & Harry wouldn’t be man enough for her, so it looks like it would have to be professor Snape because he is the only one who could do the deed. Emm would be a wild vixen between the sheets, ( you can tell by that cheeky grin on her face).I think I might glue on a fake beard or wear a fake beatles wig and try to become one of the silly old farts stand ins for the job…in my dreams…..
y reply on June 16th, 2008:
um snape is old and who in hell would believe this story!
once again, exuse me for my language.
the producers should have hermione and harry together and to also have romantic scenes dont you think that could actually be more better.. i mean they actually do make a great couple!!!!!!!!!
but please hermione and that old man dumbledore……….what kind of movie is this!
y reply on June 17th, 2008:
Exactly!
GOD. that’s full of BULL!
OMG hahahaha dis is soooo funny. Seriously hahaha!!! Obviously, anyone will kno dat dis is fake but omg its so funny. A sex scene in Harry Potter hahaha. lol d dumbledore part was d best. Hilarious!!
you go girl you have sex with the whole street you fucking rock .
that’s about the stupidest thing ive ever heard! they’re not going to do that becoz there are to many little kids that watch harry potter, and if they do that then they will lose a shit load of money becoz how many moms- parents are going to let their child watch a moive with a sex scene in it? let alone an r-rated one?
Halla
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Anonymous reply on June 23rd, 2008:
rotfl this is fucking funny!! halfway through the reading i was almost believing it they blew it at the Dumbledore part, LOL
What the hell? I mean, what they are doing with the HP movies?! The OFTP was totally fucked up compared to the book. A sex scene with Dumbledore?! ARE THEY CRAZY?! ok, than, they’re getting what they want: Ruining the movies of the best book serie ever
This is crap. Pure crap. …..Ooooooh, yes! So slow of us! It’s obvious what’s the reason why they’re going to do that scene! We muggles alone–nobody in the wizarding world knows about it-knows that Dumbledore is gay! So we’re going to cover it up in case a witch or wizard watch the movie!!!! So obvious…so obvious….
WHOEVER WROTE THIS WILL REGRET BEING BORN!
YOU HEAR ME?
I AM GUNNA SUE YOUR ASS FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE FUCKING WORTH!!!
BURN IN HELL!
OK. i think this is bullshit. Now im a huge Harry Potter Fan but theres no way that theres going to be a Sex scene in HP. I mean just think kids watch the movies and think, if parents found out that there was supposidly going to be a sex scene in the next movie theres now way there going to allow them to go watch it. that would cost millions of dollars cuz of all of the fans that didnt come to watch the movie. Like someone else had said if it aint in the book then it aint in the movie…. For the people that think there is going to be a sex scene in the next movie then GO AND BUY A COPY OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE AND READ THE WHOLE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive read every single HP book there is all 1-7. ive read every page of every book and theres no sex scene anywhere in any of the books. And plus even if there was a sex scene WHICH THERE WILL NOT BE why would it be with Dumbledore. IF u read the Epilogue or Ninetenn Years Later at the end of the Seventh book it says that Hermonie Marries Ron and Harry Marries Ginny Rons Sister. Please people read the epilogue and ur find that all of this is bullshit
dumbledore is gay anyways. j.k. rowling announced it
I can’t believe some of you are actually going through a list justifying why this is fake.
If you didn’t figure out this article was a fake after the first sentence you are RETARDED- even more retarded than the guy that wrote this article. Very funny though.
HERMONIE AND DUMBLEDORE WHY IS THAT WAD DO THEY GOT to wid sex and besides i thought professer mcongall and dumblodre were goin at it
i know, this is seriously weird, but, it could happen between rupert and emma, though not in the movie i mean u never know.
ron and hrmine shood have sex
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thats freaken retarded, as the movies go on they get worse and worse rating and content wise, now they’re putting friggen porn in what used to be a family and kids movie thats going to change peoples perspective on the movie drastically
Anonymous reply on November 12th, 2008:
You know that this is all a huge joke… they would never do that… retard
of coarse it isnt real theyre just trying to draw as much attention from every kind of audience possible its a load of BS imean Jeze WTF and besides why with dumbledor thats the least attractive person in the movie (im not gay im just saying) WTF pick a less kid freindly movie, stick her in it and thats fine but dont ruin hp
So Emma Watson will open his seal, and will act as a recepient, she will allow Dainel sperm to enter in this vagaina. and she will have a baby.
Emma Watson’s baby will appere in the next scene of the movie.
emma is hot dont u want 2 see her in the nip
I wish they would put a sex scene in the movie! Not with the old man though, Emma and Harry would be awsome… I dream about it at night… ever since the movies came out.
man i cant believe so many people had a cry over the fact hat its fake, or mean or stupid, i read through most of the comments (Bored as all hell) and the commen consensus is, 1) its fake, 2)lotsa people found it funny and 3) some people can bitch and moan about a harmless joke. personlly, didn’t find it all the funny, but if it brought a laugh for someone else and its this harmless then right on for whoever wrote it!
FUKKKKNG SHHHH*****TTTT You MUtha ASSSSH***les YOU BUllSH**T mutherF*k*rsssss Moron producers wht if i F*ck you right now HE-Bitches!
Kids gonna watch diz are outt your fuk*n MInd ASSH*ls!
even i Dumbledore wont do this Sh*t
Anonymous reply on May 2nd, 2009:
dumbledore’s gettin some assssss
This isn’t true… This source it isn’t a little reliable… i am laughing and i’m thing i’m going to laugh until after the film’s release… LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Hy… emma i your fans and then i want you to sex (you want )
omg hermione in a sex scene?! freaking hilarious! no way are they gonna do that, maybe emma in some bertolucci show or her indy film but no way hermione’s nude in hp or anyone else! lol
WAT A SEX SCENE IN AHRRY POTTER OH LA LA I SOO WANNA SEE HOW THEY DO IT HARRY IS SOO GAY ANYWAY???
This is sad. Harry Potter books are about life and love for others, betryal, and not going over to the dark side! Sick!
No it can’t,because I love her
this is sad;harry potter books are about life and love for others, betrayal, and not going over to the dark side! sick!
Do you agee ? or are you making fun of me? this is directed to flickckic
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i dont think so…..thtat will be really dumb…
I know that there is more romance and teen stuff, but I know for a fact that there is no Sex scene in Harry Potter! And really Hermione and Dumbledore? didnt people think that he was gay anyways??? If Hermione was doing someone older then snape would be a better choice really if they were doing a more exotic/kinky sorta thing. but if it was a teen thing just to hook up probably draco or harry, or if its a true love thing probably Ron,but thats another story.
arre fuck me why of all ppl dumb ol’ door
HOLY CRAP WHAT A PIECE OF BULLSHIT!!!!!! emma watson said she would only go nude for some wacked out italian director. not some american director making her fuck some old geezer like dumbldore
holy crap…. oh my god this is too funny xan barely typ. this made my day lol cant believe it this is hilarious all yall who didnt get a good kick outa this need o relax lol i mean come on hahahaha this is the most lulziest thing ive seen in a while must post link on 4 chan lulz. ahahahahaha
i mean! are you people crazy??!!! you can`t do it.. it`s like… c`mon.. i can`t imagine rupert grint in a sex scene, i he is just in one! so, think about it.. i`m 15,, and i grew up seeing HP movies…
Umm…WOW…that’s all I have to say to this…but it’s very funny.
IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENCOURAGING CHILDREN TO HAVE SEX AS THEY SEE THEIR “HERO’S” SCREWING THEY MUST SURELY THINK TO THEMSELVES “I WANT TO BE LIKE THEM!” HP IS A CHILDREN’S MOVIE LOOK AT THE FIRST ONE AN AGE RATING OF 10
please make some one have sex i am despirate to see i think hermione should get naked then climb on top of harry and then harry will get naked they will snog and sex each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh andy that sounds so hot and that is a great idea and we should see them naked and we should see them snogging and we should see them having sex that is a brilliant idea! I WANT TO SEE SEX
Anonymous reply on May 11th, 2009:
because ur not desperate :L:L
prety kl, but , i mean, eew…dumbledore?!
As much as i would love to see this it just not gunna happen
the funny thing is that most of u beleive this lmao losers get a girlfriend and get laid u guys are pathetic
it’s not a good ideea at all…just stay in the story and that’s all not you’re introducing hot scenes ….crazy ass scenarist…
FYI,IT’S 2009.
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jesus christ do you have nothing better else to do, I mean yeah it’s funny, but geez a sex scence in HP come on, they are not that stupid. God!
Richard reply on August 20th, 2008:
Jesus…You’re right my friend. Hp is just a kid movie… not a porn.
Anonymous reply on August 30th, 2008:
YAH ITS LIKE THERE TRYING TO PORN GUYS INTOHARRY POTTER BESIDES WHO IS SHE GONNA DO DUMBLEDORE WOULDNT DO THAT
Anonymous reply on December 18th, 2008:
there not gonna do it
Anonymous reply on March 24th, 2009:
i think your right
Anonymous reply on June 12th, 2009:
I thought that Dumbledore was supposed to be Gay anyway so that would be stupid
Anonymous reply on February 17th, 2009:
I agree and even if people were into a HP sex scene nobody wants to see hot emma do an old guy like dumbledore.
Anonymous reply on March 23rd, 2009:
Exactly, so evenif they do a sex scene, it’s not going to include dumbledore– the producers are smarter than that, or at least I would hope so
Emma !@# reply on March 24th, 2009:
they could put Emma Watson with another person in harry potter they won’
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUSSING
Anonymous reply on April 9th, 2009:
wow. srsly?
don’t tell me you actually BELIEVE this.
HILARIOUS read. nice.
a hp film fan reply on May 14th, 2009:
so what emma and dumbldore so what if they r gonna ruin hp they will never do it again because kids watch the hp films and this will not be as popular as the rest and they should be ashamed the producers i mean and they will not make as much money as they did on the other hp filmsand bessides they r probably jokin it is probably rupert with emma 4 the sex scene
Harry Potter Fan, (Girl) reply on June 7th, 2009:
ARRRGGHH, if any of you have read the last book you would know that they want to include a scene that may insinuates sex because Harry and Ginny have kids then Ron and Hermione end up together, so chill, even if there is a sex scene it will be kissing and a strap off the shoulder followed by a black screen! And this is not for kids, all the KIDS that saw the first second and maybe third film, are the teenagers who saw the 4th will go to see 5, those little kids who watched first HP have grown up with it and will continue the series as JK Rowling’s movies are quite loyal to the novel, which makes it a pleasure to watch, and which keeps loyal fans. In comparison to Twilight, Harry Potter is an amazing movie…. just wait for that sex scene with Edward Cullen then we’ll see what you guys are saying, Because that shit will be so stupid!
Anonymous reply on June 12th, 2009:
just get rid of the sex scenes all together because it is just not worth it.
stick to the books the are good enough already. these film are for the family if they start putting sex scenes it then it looses that innoscent side of them and it will push the age restriction up and this will stop avid followers who are younger
Anonymous reply on April 29th, 2009:
i thought dumbuldore was gay
Anonymous reply on May 9th, 2009:
hmmm, then perhaps emma is really a . . . . .
Anonymous reply on May 27th, 2009:
why dumbledore ? Why not krum
sick mofo reply on May 31st, 2009:
sweeeeeeeet hey she can bang whoever she wants all i know is im going to see this fucking movie
its a good read. very tongue and cheek way to respond to the lack of real updates. all it took was a little hoo-ha showing to put things under wraps big time it seems
LOL!!!!!!!!!
WOW… this is fucking hilarious, who on earth would actually believe this???? LMAO!
The half-dead reply on March 11th, 2009:
who on earth would actually believe this????
I’m laughing a lot…
Because this is impossible of happen…
The film will be PG, not R!!!
come on pple just dont say you dont recognise this is fake;= but it is still funny
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
this is fake its just bullshit i mean do you think their really going to allow a sex scene in a harry potter movie
sea monkey reply on April 26th, 2009:
hellz yeah bitch! Emma and Rupert in the Room of Requierment!!!!!!!
nah dats fake it would never be there in hp films 1st when i saw da heading i was shocked but now i think its all fake dese stupids huh!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
they have to think about kids eyes
shradha reply on June 11th, 2008:
yes dats right !really true
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
thank you
shradha reply on June 12th, 2008:
ur welcome
RUPERTFAN reply on June 12th, 2008:
okay
you reply on July 14th, 2008:
thes is haradul not even fony stoped and fuck up
i dont nove theres litte kids who whants to see the movie i have never seeb emma like that
Anonymous reply on June 10th, 2008:
i think its fake fake
Anonymous reply on April 25th, 2009:
your right its probably just a publicity stunt. if little kids see this then whoever produces it would get thousands of angry emails saying “What the *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* were you thinking puting sex in a kids movie!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
This is absolutely hilarious :’) And so obviously fake. Who could come up with this? Hermione & Dumbledore :’)
emma reply on June 10th, 2008:
poor err..gay ppl??
Sketical reply on June 10th, 2008:
Gay people came up with a Hermione and Dumbledore shipping?!
That is so rude. How can you say that people who happen to love people of the same sex came up with a ship!? How horrible are you!?!
OMG!! That’s completely ridiculous!! I couldn’t believe tht they would post something soo WEIRD!! I mean we all know it is fake, but who would even put tht story up on the web?? Weird!! I think everyone be like, “Alright were done we’ve done this for this long, but if u do tht were gone..” LOL
so the new harry potter movie should be named:
“SEX AND THE CASTLE” or
“HARRY POTTER AND THE NAUGHTY NIGHTS”
Giulia reply on June 10th, 2008:
Ahahahahahahah the funniest thing I’ve read recently!
emma reply on June 10th, 2008:
it should be call..harry potter and hermione’s 1001 sex rides!
shradha reply on June 10th, 2008:
plzzzzzzz dont say such words its funny hilarious lolzzzzzzzz
shradha reply on June 10th, 2008:
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
it aint true
shradha reply on June 11th, 2008:
what?
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
that they are putting a sex scene in harry potter
shradha reply on June 12th, 2008:
oh!ya right
RUPERTFAN reply on June 12th, 2008:
you know they aint
shradha reply on June 13th, 2008:
yes ofcourse its not true its all fake
RUPERTFAN reply on June 13th, 2008:
yes you cant believe this site
shradha reply on June 14th, 2008:
really !
RUPERTFAN reply on June 14th, 2008:
its full of shit
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
yeah but i think hermione and harry should have a romantic scene!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 17th, 2008:
oh come on thats right but you know it wont happen
alex reply on June 25th, 2008:
Emma will have sex scene neither with dan nor with dumbledor . its all fake
that is the funniest thing ive ever read
nice find
Princess reply on June 10th, 2008:
I thought the same thing. I had to catch myself from falling off my chair. ROTFL!
LOL xD
but this is really true?? or it’s a rumour…
Ana reply on June 10th, 2008:
Obviously a Fake! Sex in HP films? this is not happening! xDDD
shradha reply on June 10th, 2008:
yeah!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
if this is true i dont know
shradha reply on June 12th, 2008:
it should not be 4 god sake
RUPERTFAN reply on June 12th, 2008:
i doubt it is true
shradha reply on June 13th, 2008:
dont say plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i wont see da picture if it is
RUPERTFAN reply on June 13th, 2008:
okay then
“Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?”
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
emma reply on June 10th, 2008:
think it’s in ref to emma’s new role-has steamy sex scenes-the napoleon/betsy one….bt as hermione!!haha…they’ve been having a mad go-emma since the b.shoes era,hbp topless,then the b’day ‘flashes…
omg!!is this soo true??emma n michael?on screen sex?for hermione!no!!!
whtever else?bt it’s so crap…cuz…aha..it’s hermione…
the headline sure caught my attention..congrats serious news network..u did it again!got ur site-ten million hits in one day!lol..cuz of d word…emma+sex..
YA I THINK EMMA-WATSON.FANS.NET PUT THIS OUT THERE TO KEEP USE OQUPIDE DO TO THE FACED THERE ARE NO NEW PRIVATE EMMA WATSON PICTURES.
Ok, I have one question. How stupid do these Tabs think us Harry Potter fans are? Honestly. How stupid do you guys think we are? I am incredibly insulted!
For the people who actually think this is true…COME THE FUCK ON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Dumbledore's Wand reply on June 10th, 2008:
Well pretty friggin stupid if you actually took this seriously…
Giulia reply on June 10th, 2008:
Dumbledore’s wand you’re too kind…! Kristin M. sorry if I’m rude but you’re an idiot! PLEASE GUYS TAKE IT EASY! It’s just funny, RELAX!
Kristin M. reply on June 13th, 2008:
well, sorry if I’m rude but fuck you. Yes, it is funny, but the people who make this shit up think we’ll believe it!! I would be a fucking idiot if I believed it!!
Kristin M. reply on June 13th, 2008:
sorry, but if someone calls me an idiot, I come out fighting.
Giulia reply on June 22nd, 2008:
“the people who make this shit up think we’ll believe it”, maybe it’s true (and I don’t think so), but if someone writes something stupid, do you think it’s clever to get angry like you?? “I am incredibly insulted!”…You can feel insulted for serious stuff, not for this kind of thing!!
you can laugh or you can think they’re idiot and stop! and you should have read “LOL funny read” at the beginning, my dear! so, I’m really sorry, come out fighting again and again, but I won’t stop thinking you’re spastic!
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
this is some fucked up shit!!!!!!!!!
NEW! PRIVATE PICTURE OF RUPERT GRINT IN A HOTLE : (THIS IS A REAL PHOTO)http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/RupertGrintInt.JPG I FOUND IT WILE SEARCHING FOR NEWS ON EMMA WATSON
OH MY FUCKEN GOD PRIVATE PICTURES OF MILY CYRUS (SHERS NOT DADYS LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE)TAKE A LOOK SHE’S IN HER F’IN UNDERWEAR
http://www.hell.ca/images/Miley_Cyrus-Underwear-thumb-400×545.jpg AND ANOTHER PIC http://www.hell.ca/images/Miley_Cyrus-Bra.php AND http://origin.capricho.abril.com.br/imagem/mileyhoje.jpg
PICTURES OF EM LOL
http://images.showhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/22/emma-1.jpg LOL
http://blogs.glam.com/glamchic/files/2007/12/harry-potter.JPG LOL
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2286/245234uq1.jpg LOL
ENJOY :). (HERE IS A LITTLE SUMTHING TO KEEP YOU GUYS OQUPIDE)
HERE IS THAT PICTURE AGIEN WITH RUPERT GRINT IT DID NOT SHOW UP AS A LINK SO HERE IT IS AGIEN.
http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/RupertGrintInt.JPG
stupidities
um yeah right.
hahahaa LOL this is very funny! but is very obviously fake
sincerely producers would not be so stupid and crazy, and we so stupid
NEW VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH EMMA YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI8-NKOy_5E
Bah! Dumbledore is gay, this makes no sense! They should have done a scene with Dumbledore and Colin Creevey.
Kizzy reply on June 11th, 2008:
LMAO
^ haha! thats a good point really…He’s gay. thats a good clue thats it fake right there.
come one we all know emma would never do sex scene…
I Think that’s a FAKE!
Such a cheap declaration is unusual for the Potter- Team
Besides this being lie, it has no funny.
This website have good things but there it’s others that are horrible.
This is just my opinion.
thank U
everyone who doesn’t find this funny should just die.
I can’t stop laughing. I knew somthing funny was coming since it says “Funny read”, but Hermione and Dumbledore LOLOLOLOL.
Giulia reply on June 10th, 2008:
I completely agree!
Oh COME ON!!!
Whatever is Hermione and Dumbledore shagging
I actually thought this was true, then read it and pissed myself laughing.
Those who don’t think it’s funny should REEE-LAX.
Ciarán reply on June 10th, 2008:
exactly its just a bit of fun.
MUSC reply on June 10th, 2008:
Yeah I though it was true too. When I read the headline “Emma Watson’s First Sex scene will be in next Harry Potter Movie” But when I read the actual text I cried, because of my laughter! Oh seriously… so funny!
hahahaahaha I think this is the most stupid thing I EVER read! XD hahaha it’s hilarious! XD OF COURSE IT’S A FAKE. haha Funny joke
Yeah right…like that would happen anytime soon:
1) they would all go to jail, because she is to young for that and it is against all the laws, kids would not be able to watch it…
2)Emma’s parents would never ever allow that
3) Emma would never do that….
Maybe with Rupert..but Dumbledore. Plus Hermione is a nice girl, she doesn’t sleep with guys in the age of 16..Gosh…
xoxo
Lipton reply on June 10th, 2008:
Um, Emma is 18 now, she doesn’t need her parents consent for anything anymore. And btw, it’s a spoof article.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
YEAH ANYTHING FROM THE SPOOF YOU CANT BELEIVE BECAUSE ITS BULLSHIT
bip reply on June 10th, 2008:
just like Emma they are/will be virgins till their wedding night
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
YEAH THATS TRUE
m reply on June 10th, 2008:
what is true
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
that emmas still virgin
m reply on June 11th, 2008:
how do you know that?
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
i dont know im just agreeing with her
shradha reply on June 13th, 2008:
how can you tell dat so confident dat she is a vergin ???????? i dont bilieve
RUPERTFAN reply on June 13th, 2008:
i dont believe it either
unknown? reply on May 31st, 2009:
eh? Emma is 19 now she turned 19 the 15 April so.. sorry to say that
this is bullshit why would they allow a sex scene in hp
ha ha ha you know this websites full of shit now
shradha reply on June 13th, 2008:
yeah true true !!!!!!!!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 13th, 2008:
yes very true
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
yep its true!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 17th, 2008:
yes thanks for agreeing
When I first saw the headline, I was lik “what the shit”. THen I read on and realized it was fake and had a good laugh. But Honestly, someone would have to be seven kinds of retarded to believe this.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
WELL DUH ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THE SPOOF IS DUMN AS HELL THE SPOOF JUST MAKES UP STORYS LIKE 1 SAYING THAT RUPERT ADMITTED TO BEING GAY 2. SAYING THAT RUPERT AND DANIEL DID SOME SEXY DANCES FOR A TRIBE 3 SAYING THAT PARIS HILTON SCRATCHED RUPERTS EYES OUT YOU CANT BELIEVE THE SPOOF
this is a funny story . but very stupid indeed i mean who would believe this c**p.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
I WOULDNT
exuse me for my language.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
THATS OKAY
First Dan, Rupert, now Emma?
WTF!
It’s not meant to be believable. It’s meant to be funny. If you did research on the site, you’ll find such titles as:
‘Every remaining Bush supporter in the world to attend Jenna Bush’s wedding’
and
‘Britney Spears Seeks Custody of Jamie Lynn’s Fetus’
I think it’s very well written…What about a Lucius or Snape and Hermione relationship? That would be something to see!
“a steamy, Lolita-style sex scene”
“if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.”
Gahahhahahhahahah!
This is sooooo funny! lolz!
But of course nobody;s going to believe this.
I’m Madonna!
HAHAHAHA… ROFL… LAMO this is like so not true… but extremly funny! I’d like it to be true though.. especially if they’d decide her sex scene should be together with Daniel… haha that’d be awesome…
But honestly *
““The scene is hot,” said one producer, who asked to remain nameless. “Let’s just say this. Emma Watson is one fine young lady. And so when ol’ Dumbledore was in her presence, he was obviously very aroused. And so it made for some great cinema. Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?”” Right Dumbledore is straight^^ suuuure.
but this is the best
““Yeah, some people are going to object to a centuries-old wizard engaging in a sexual encounter with a junior high school student. But those muggles are freaking lame. I mean, it’s the year 2008—if you can’t handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up.”” Cloak-knocking and wand-rocking? Hahaha where do they get all this shit? Honestly, very amusing. lmaof
que lol mas grande.i’m sure that it’s a joke
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somebody know what is the official website of emma in youtube??
I know if you want to visit it her nick is Emm4W4tson.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
cool
I think that the funniest thing is that ACTUALLY some people had douts about the fact that it’s all fake! And some other people got offended because of it! Is laughing so difficult, maybe?!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
ok
whatever! i cant believe you post that pretending being Emma’s fans
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
i cant believe it either
thalen reply on June 10th, 2008:
this is not an emma site. its just named after her
Edward Potter reply on June 11th, 2008:
you guys shouldn’t take this serious
you can tell by the way the article was written that
it wasn’t meant to be serious.
those who taught it was real than they’re a bit slow in the head.
cuz seriously would J.K Rowling ever allow it.
n beside hermione n Dumbledore?
how would they fit that in the movie.
Dumbledore never around and urgh they are some many indicators that this is false that u should have realize them if your truly a HP fan or smart.
Giulia reply on June 12th, 2008:
don’t use my name! choose something else!
I thought it was a riot. It wpuld have made more sense if it had been hermione and another student or dumbledore with Grindelwald or even minerva. Sorry i’m a diehard MMAD shipper. I also apoligize if the thought of either of these mentally scares you.
Ps what does lolita style mean?
mad4MMAD reply on June 10th, 2008:
Sorry about my typo. I meant “would”.:) and scars not scares
Bargle5 reply on June 10th, 2008:
“Lolita” is a famous novel by Vladimir Nabokov. It’s a story of the obsessive love of a middle-aged man for the much younger girl called Lolita. It’s been a long time since I read the book, but I think Lolita ages from around 12 to her late teens in it. It’s been made into a movie twice. A controversial, yet critically acclaimed book. It often turns up on ‘Best Books of the 20th century’ type lists.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
you know this aint true
PLEASE!!! THIS IS A FAKE!!! jajaja it’s very funny!!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 10th, 2008:
no its not
MUSC reply on June 11th, 2008:
Ah, RUPERTFAN calm down, it’s our opinion if we think it’s funny, we acutally laugh about it, you don’t need to get all worked up about it…
This is so fake that you just need to laugh about it…
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
yeah thats true im not saying its not funny im just joking around i got a good laugh out of it to
It’s obviously a joke :oD Dumbledore is gay!! Even worse; if by the next film they mean DH, Dumbledore is DEAD. On the other hand, if they meant HBP, we’d have known much earlier.
At first I thought it made sense; a mild non-explicit sex scene. Then, when they put in Dumbledore it became evident it was nothing but a joke :oD
Is Little Dave from the “other formun” behind it? It sounds like the kind of joke he’d make :oD
Fake!
junior high school? thats so stupid. whoever made this up is sick and perverted. funny though.
this is frickin funny, but this site has gone down hill a little in the past few months
who would believe a dumn site like this
definitely a joke by the way the article was written.
couldnt believe ppl still confuse emma and hermione!omg..either way..it aint poss..for hermione/emma-sex with dumbledore..
omg reading this made me feel alot better
of going to school n taking my finals
this is the weirdest bull their ever written
urgh hermione n Dumbledore
i can’t picture nor do i want to a nude Dumbledore.
lol…who would be stupid enough to write this…if this was really true, the film would probably have to be rated R, j/k….but honestly…..
I think this is fake because theres gonna be kids watching the movie and sex scenes are not appropriate for kids. So I just hope it’s not true.
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
i totally agree with you!
It will be weird that Hermione is having sex with Dumbldore
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
i dont think she will she has sex in that movie it will be with ron
Yeah reply on June 12th, 2008:
Yeah, I hope Hermione will have sex with Ron.
RUPERTFAN reply on June 12th, 2008:
WELL YES SHE WILL BECAUSE THEY START DATING IN THE SEVENTH BUT I DOUBT THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEX SCENE
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
nooooooooo i hope she has it with harry!!
RUPERTFAN reply on June 17th, 2008:
lol i do to but i dont think it will happen good job though mate
Dumbledore is gay…
idiots
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
true
JAJAJAJAJAJA THAT IS SO STUPID
RUPERTFAN reply on June 11th, 2008:
this is so fake
Talk about totally retarded, and funny though! But who could believe it! J.K Rowling would totally not go with it.
Emma about being a fan of the books (2005): “I was a huge fan before I even started being in these films and I would be upset if we made a film that didn’t do the book justice.”
m reply on June 12th, 2008:
how ironical and she totally destroied hermione from books. Now hermione is emmione
lmao. “cloak-knocking and wand-rocking” got me to really “lol”.
this is a fake because hp movies are very successfully they are not desesperate for a big audience and even if that were true I don’t think Rowling would let them do that. besides even when now the hp movies are for teenagers a los of little kids love the movies i don’t think parents like this idea
well this is a kid movie so no
It’s not true as everything we generally find on your website! That news is completely stupid and the worst is that you are (among other HP websites) the only one who dares write those kind of things… pathetic… no, actually it doesn’t surprise me from you!
Eatadik reply on November 25th, 2008:
hate to break it to you pal but the idea wasn’t to make it look real, but to be a gag, personally, i didn’t find it funny but at least it has given ALOT of other people laughs
Oh come on this is just so unbelievable…
Sure everyone remembers that JKR herself said that Dumbledore is gay so we can hardly believe that he would hit the sack with Hermione.
Now if it had been Ron we could believe it.
People are so dumb! You guys keep saying “Oh, this can’t be true. Dumbledore gay! This is a kids movie!” This article wasn’t written to convince people this is really going to happen. It’s just for laughs. You all are taking this way too personally.
OMG!!! It is so weired, if it is true? but why thy have done this way… I mean If u had to put sex scene, its okay but ‘Emma with Dumbuldore’… Come on yaaaar at least don’t do that.
Dumbledore would have a heart attack and die within 2 minutes if he had to have a romp in the cot with Hermione,Ron & Harry wouldn’t be man enough for her, so it looks like it would have to be professor Snape because he is the only one who could do the deed. Emm would be a wild vixen between the sheets, ( you can tell by that cheeky grin on her face).I think I might glue on a fake beard or wear a fake beatles wig and try to become one of the silly old farts stand ins for the job…in my dreams…..
y reply on June 16th, 2008:
um snape is old and who in hell would believe this story!
y reply on June 16th, 2008:
once again, exuse me for my language.
the producers should have hermione and harry together and to also have romantic scenes dont you think that could actually be more better.. i mean they actually do make a great couple!!!!!!!!!
hpandewfan reply on June 16th, 2008:
but please hermione and that old man dumbledore……….what kind of movie is this!
y reply on June 17th, 2008:
Exactly!
GOD. that’s full of BULL!
OMG hahahaha dis is soooo funny. Seriously hahaha!!! Obviously, anyone will kno dat dis is fake but omg its so funny. A sex scene in Harry Potter hahaha. lol d dumbledore part was d best. Hilarious!!
you go girl you have sex with the whole street you fucking rock .
that’s about the stupidest thing ive ever heard! they’re not going to do that becoz there are to many little kids that watch harry potter, and if they do that then they will lose a shit load of money becoz how many moms- parents are going to let their child watch a moive with a sex scene in it? let alone an r-rated one?
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Anonymous reply on June 23rd, 2008:
rotfl
this is fucking funny!!
halfway through the reading i was almost believing it
they blew it at the Dumbledore part, LOL
What the hell?
I mean, what they are doing with the HP movies?!
The OFTP was totally fucked up compared to the book.
A sex scene with Dumbledore?!
ARE THEY CRAZY?!
ok, than, they’re getting what they want:
Ruining the movies of the best book serie ever
This is crap. Pure crap.
…..Ooooooh, yes! So slow of us! It’s obvious what’s the reason why they’re going to do that scene! We muggles alone–nobody in the wizarding world knows about it-knows that Dumbledore is gay! So we’re going to cover it up in case a witch or wizard watch the movie!!!! So obvious…so obvious….
WHOEVER WROTE THIS WILL REGRET BEING BORN!
YOU HEAR ME?
I AM GUNNA SUE YOUR ASS FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE FUCKING WORTH!!!
BURN IN HELL!
OK. i think this is bullshit. Now im a huge Harry Potter Fan but theres no way that theres going to be a Sex scene in HP. I mean just think kids watch the movies and think, if parents found out that there was supposidly going to be a sex scene in the next movie theres now way there going to allow them to go watch it. that would cost millions of dollars cuz of all of the fans that didnt come to watch the movie. Like someone else had said if it aint in the book then it aint in the movie…. For the people that think there is going to be a sex scene in the next movie then GO AND BUY A COPY OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE AND READ THE WHOLE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive read every single HP book there is all 1-7. ive read every page of every book and theres no sex scene anywhere in any of the books. And plus even if there was a sex scene WHICH THERE WILL NOT BE why would it be with Dumbledore. IF u read the Epilogue or Ninetenn Years Later at the end of the Seventh book it says that Hermonie Marries Ron and Harry Marries Ginny Rons Sister. Please people read the epilogue and ur find that all of this is bullshit
dumbledore is gay anyways. j.k. rowling announced it
I can’t believe some of you are actually going through a list justifying why this is fake.
If you didn’t figure out this article was a fake after the first sentence you are RETARDED- even more retarded than the guy that wrote this article. Very funny though.
HERMONIE AND DUMBLEDORE WHY IS THAT WAD DO THEY GOT to wid sex and besides i thought professer mcongall and dumblodre were goin at it
i know, this is seriously weird, but, it could happen between rupert and emma, though not in the movie i mean u never know.
ron and hrmine shood have sex
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thats freaken retarded, as the movies go on they get worse and worse rating and content wise, now they’re putting friggen porn in what used to be a family and kids movie thats going to change peoples perspective on the movie drastically
Anonymous reply on November 12th, 2008:
You know that this is all a huge joke… they would never do that… retard
of coarse it isnt real theyre just trying to draw as much attention from every kind of audience possible its a load of BS imean Jeze WTF and besides why with dumbledor thats the least attractive person in the movie (im not gay im just saying) WTF pick a less kid freindly movie, stick her in it and thats fine but dont ruin hp
of coarse it isnt real theyre just trying to draw as much attention from every kind of audience possible its a load of BS imean Jeze WTF and besides why with dumbledor thats the least attractive person in the movie (im not gay im just saying) WTF pick a less kid freindly movie, stick her in it and thats fine but dont ruin hp
So Emma Watson will open his seal, and will act as a recepient, she will allow Dainel sperm to enter in this vagaina. and she will have a baby.
Emma Watson’s baby will appere in the next scene of the movie.
emma is hot dont u want 2 see her in the nip
I wish they would put a sex scene in the movie! Not with the old man though, Emma and Harry would be awsome… I dream about it at night… ever since the movies came out.
man i cant believe so many people had a cry over the fact hat its fake, or mean or stupid, i read through most of the comments (Bored as all hell) and the commen consensus is, 1) its fake, 2)lotsa people found it funny and 3) some people can bitch and moan about a harmless joke. personlly, didn’t find it all the funny, but if it brought a laugh for someone else and its this harmless then right on for whoever wrote it!
FUKKKKNG SHHHH*****TTTT You MUtha ASSSSH***les YOU BUllSH**T mutherF*k*rsssss Moron producers wht if i F*ck you right now
HE-Bitches!
Kids gonna watch diz are outt your fuk*n MInd ASSH*ls!
even i Dumbledore wont do this Sh*t
Anonymous reply on May 2nd, 2009:
dumbledore’s gettin some assssss
This isn’t true…
This source it isn’t a little reliable…
i am laughing and i’m thing i’m going to laugh until after the film’s release…
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Hy… emma i your fans and then i want you to sex (you want )
omg hermione in a sex scene?! freaking hilarious! no way are they gonna do that, maybe emma in some bertolucci show or her indy film but no way hermione’s nude in hp or anyone else! lol
WAT
A SEX SCENE IN AHRRY POTTER
OH LA LA
I SOO WANNA SEE HOW THEY DO IT
HARRY IS SOO GAY ANYWAY???
This is sad. Harry Potter books are about life and love for others, betryal, and not going over to the dark side! Sick!
No it can’t,because I love her
this is sad;harry potter books are about life and love for others, betrayal, and not going over to the dark side! sick!
Do you agee ? or are you making fun of me? this is directed to flickckic
Sorry if spelled wrong
i dont think so…..thtat will be really dumb…
I know that there is more romance and teen stuff, but I know for a fact that there is no Sex scene in Harry Potter! And really Hermione and Dumbledore? didnt people think that he was gay anyways??? If Hermione was doing someone older then snape would be a better choice really if they were doing a more exotic/kinky sorta thing. but if it was a teen thing just to hook up probably draco or harry, or if its a true love thing probably Ron,but thats another story.
arre fuck me why of all ppl dumb ol’ door
HOLY CRAP WHAT A PIECE OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!
emma watson said she would only go nude for some wacked out italian director. not some american director making her fuck some old geezer like dumbldore
holy crap…. oh my god this is too funny xan barely typ. this made my day lol cant believe it this is hilarious all yall who didnt get a good kick outa this need o relax lol i mean come on hahahaha this is the most lulziest thing ive seen in a while must post link on 4 chan lulz. ahahahahaha
i mean! are you people crazy??!!!
you can`t do it.. it`s like… c`mon..
i can`t imagine rupert grint in a sex scene, i he is just in one! so, think about it..
i`m 15,, and i grew up seeing HP movies…
Umm…WOW…that’s all I have to say to this…but it’s very funny.
IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENCOURAGING CHILDREN TO HAVE SEX AS THEY SEE THEIR “HERO’S” SCREWING THEY MUST SURELY THINK TO THEMSELVES “I WANT TO BE LIKE THEM!”
HP IS A CHILDREN’S MOVIE LOOK AT THE FIRST ONE AN AGE RATING OF 10
please make some one have sex i am despirate to see
i think hermione should get naked then climb on top of harry and then harry will get naked they will snog and sex each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh andy that sounds so hot and that is a great idea and we should see them naked and we should see them snogging and we should see them having sex that is a brilliant idea!
I WANT TO SEE SEX
Anonymous reply on May 11th, 2009:
because ur not desperate :L:L
prety kl, but , i mean, eew…dumbledore?!
As much as i would love to see this it just not gunna happen
the funny thing is that most of u beleive this lmao
losers get a girlfriend and get laid u guys are pathetic
it’s not a good ideea at all…just stay in the story and that’s all not you’re introducing hot scenes ….crazy ass scenarist…
FYI,IT’S 2009.